They should really pass out barf bags in church
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
i drank out of a bidet.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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