i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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