we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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