He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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