Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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