I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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