i just google imaged poop.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
