Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
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We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
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She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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