She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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