I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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