We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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