I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
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Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
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All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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