Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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