I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
it's like heaven, but drunker
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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