I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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