the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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