Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
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As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
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AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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