tell your sister to shave her snatch
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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