I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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