fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
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instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
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he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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