i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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