What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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