he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
