I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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