now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
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literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
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There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
We're too hungover to prance.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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