The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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