If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Randomize
