I think i sorta joined a cult last night
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I need water and some morals
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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