PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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