So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
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I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
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Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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