Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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