Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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