i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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