Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
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Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
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It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
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