eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Life is so much better after having sex.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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