I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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