He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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