My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
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Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
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I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
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Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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