Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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