matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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