He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Randomize
