belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
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