Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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