people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Just high enough for therapy.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
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