11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
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Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
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Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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