My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
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he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I fill condoms, not promises.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
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I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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