Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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