doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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