Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
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we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
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I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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