idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Shame - the story of my life.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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