i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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