He kissed a someone with a penis
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
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do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
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You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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