kristin has been a bad kristin
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
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He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
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I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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