I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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