I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
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Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
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It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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