I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
she smelled like a LAN party
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
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