I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
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maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
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i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...