I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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